{"product_id":"the-chef-is-always-right-large-cutting-board","title":"The Chef Is Always Right Large Engraved Cutting Board 15x9.5 – Funny Kitchen Gift for Cooks, Bamboo Charcuterie \u0026 Serving Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eBuying for someone who swears they run the kitchen  the one who \"fixes\" your recipes? A gift card won't land the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis large \u003cstrong\u003e\"The Chef Is Always Right\"\u003c\/strong\u003e board says it out loud, and it's the gift they'll actually use daily. \u003cstrong\u003eLaser-engraved, never printed\u003c\/strong\u003e never fades or peels. Big enough to chop, carve, and build a full charcuterie spread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy they'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Funny gift that actually gets used\u003cbr\u003e• Large \u003cstrong\u003e14.96\" x 9.45\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — real prep space\u003cbr\u003e• Laser-engraved bamboo — lasts for years\u003cbr\u003e• Juice groove + hanging ring\u003cbr\u003e• Doubles as a charcuterie \u0026amp; serving board\u003cbr\u003e• Great for birthdays, weddings, Christmas \u0026amp; housewarmings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⏳ \u003cstrong\u003eLimited stock\u003c\/strong\u003e — these are ready to ship, but once they're gone, they're gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eReal bamboo. 👨🍳\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003ePlease read before ordering:\u003c\/strong\u003e All sales final — no returns or exchanges. Because bamboo is natural, \u003cstrong\u003eeach piece is unique\u003c\/strong\u003e — grain, color tones, and knots vary slightly, so yours may look a little different from the photos. Damaged or defective items replaced free (send a photo within 48 hours). Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Henry’s Custom Market","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49339410514171,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/9530\/1883\/files\/8F19E1AD-ADAC-4667-9E47-CC194BB36B00.png?v=1789892552","url":"https:\/\/www.henryscustommarket.com\/products\/the-chef-is-always-right-large-cutting-board","provider":"Henry’s Custom Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}